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Monday, March 10, 2008

Seven New Sins

After 1,500 years the Vatican has updated its list of the seven deadly sins.

The list comes as Pope Benedict XVI lashed out against the modern "secularized world" and its sensibilities when it comes to sin.

The new sins...
1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control
2. "Morally dubious'' experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty

Okay so a group that hid the sins of thier pedifile bretheren,
the single RICHEST religious order on the face of the earth
is telling us to "recycle" our cans or be condemned to a firey hell?????

What a bunch of self-serving bastards!
Can't wait to see what our friends at SOUTH PARK are gonna do with this!!!!

And while I'm thinking of it...does the Popemobile run on bio-fuel???
Haven't seen solar panels on St. Peter's Basilica!

How about the sin of INTOLERANCE?
The sin of Sicking yor nose in others business?
The sin of Holier than Thou???

KISS MY WHITE ASS!
Stick your crucfix where the sun doesn't shine!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Catholocism: Freaking you out for 1500 years. The Pope becomes more irrelevent with each passing year, and the more star systems slip through their bejewelled fingers the harder they try to tighten thier jerk-off weakened grip. Holy assholes.